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 30.08.2016
I remembered a pretty crazy story.

I met one day in a distant youth with a girl. Lovely, modest and very smiling.

First, we invited you to drink coffee together. Then we went to the cinema. For the third time, we just went for a walk in the park near her house, because the day before, she hinted that her parents were leaving for the country.

She walked through the park and invited me to visit. We bought wine, drank and talked. Moved to bed. Two of them had sex. After all, we lie next to you. by Boltaem. I am slowly falling into sleep. At some point, she licked me on the cheek and said, “You have such a beautiful face... Can I cut it off and keep it for myself? » I dreamed like my hand. Words can be taken for a joke. It is said with a smile on the lips. The frost swept through my skin. There was a lack of humor. He joked in response, saying, “I will still need it myself.”

Well, we went to sleep. Somewhere in half an hour I began to fall asleep. And suddenly I crumble. There is no one on the bed. Looking around, a girl stands in the corner of the room.

I slept with my cousin in the same room last summer. The case is usual. Carefully brought to bed, laid. I spent an hour thinking about everything. Then I finally slept normally.

I wake up suddenly again. It is already lighting out the window. No one in the bed again. No one in the room. Fuck I think okay. Lunarity again. went to search.

I turn to the kitchen. She stands. Eyes are open. Looking at the floor. A kitchen knife in hand. He screams, he turns his head, but does not respond. He took the knife and put it in a drawer. took him to bed. I waited until he closed his eyes and woke up. He began to ask, not remembering that he was awake at all.

In short, she dressed up, apologized and went home to sleep. Until the face was cut off.
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