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 31.08.2016
Two fingers on asphalt.

// 1 How do fools pull someone somewhere? Fucking someone in front of you, then yes, he’s rather a crazy extreme, and he’s waiting for his wife to tell.

There is such a man in the seats, but op-pa! Not with his wife, not alone, but with a left-handed woman. Hihanki with her hahanki, then together to the toilet will crash, then under the table they foot each other, as if nothing is visible. He takes such a person to the side then and says, “Well, you are this, my not tell, okay?” You feel hatred and idiot every time you cross with his wife. I stopped inviting him to visit and to go to him, so the next time he met his wife asked me what I experienced, said, Borenka in confusion, how can you not forget friends. He told her to ask her husband, turned and left. He’ll hang her on her ears, I’m violet.
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