My wife told me today. Their employee was in the hospital, with appendicitis, today came to work after discharge and told the story.
With him in the chamber was a sick man; at the time he was undergoing the operation, a crowd of staff came. Well, of course, they brought presentations - flowers, a mineral, a dozen boiled eggs, a 5-liter barrel of wine, another kind of shit. The nurse, who let them into the chamber, categorically refused to take wine. They agreed, but under the noise of the sidewashed under the bed. In general, the type was brought from the operating room, he woke up - and he "companions" immediately - you have wine under the bed, let’s jerk. He of course agreed. We drank one, one, and then he said, “Where are my eggs?” Where are the eggs?The nurse ran to the noise and calmly said, "Sick man, what are you noising about? Eggs are in the bucket". The patient in a moment lost consciousness, and only after half an hour, when he was brought to himself, it became clear: his anesthesia did not completely go away, and there was also alcohol, in general, he lost the sensitivity of some organs. The nurse meant the boiled eggs, which were presented by the employees, and she put them in a cushion.