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 04.09.2016
Chuma: Do you know this feeling when you find out that you’ve been walking around for a long time?
Nazg: the type of what?
Chuma: Well how you drive a car, and she does not have brakes. Or do you sleep with a girl and then find out that she doesn’t have everything "pure" there? And here is the feeling that I was very close to an unknown danger to you, but it passed :)
Nazg: Tell me
Chuma: the girl's parents have a toilet, toilet and bead. He hangs two towels on different hooks. I always wiped my hands by hanging closer to the laundry machine. And yesterday I learned why the second towel hangs there and how it has to do with the standing bead!
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