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 05.09.2016
Sasha is a big, jealous lover of fighting. His wife is a cute, cute, small person. She does not give reasons, but Sasha still suspects all the men trying to stick to her. He doesn’t say anything to his wife, why be upset? It is clear that if a drunk in a restaurant tried to dance a girl at him, he just wanted to go to the board. She didn’t really watch the drunk, I’m a witness.
And here is Sasha going home - and in front of the door is a man and something there rattles pressing the call button and spoiling their new beautiful door. The man is even larger than Sasha, clearly aggressive, and not from the neighbors. It breaks out jealousy and the man comes to the board, right away. The man flashes, rejoices with the living man, and begins to hang in response. After some time, Alenka flies out and also enters the battle selectively knocking on a stranger with a bowl. Under a joint strike, the enemy surrenders, acknowledges himself defeated and then finds out - a) it is the collector. c) there will be no mutual claims, because on the one hand there are many bleaches and on the other the broken door and what is worse - the frightened pregnant grandmother.
by Zy. Sasha did not love to fight, but now he still has a reason - the protection of his son. and :)
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