A psychologist, drunk from the awareness of his own rigidity, told the participants of the seminar about his author’s method of diagnosing psychological problems in a child:



When a child is brought to me. I first ask him to pick a toy out of this box. If a child chooses a soft toy, it means that he is lacking in parental love, cluttered jewel - aggressiveness, a hard ugly begemot - disrupted communication with his father, a doll - a negative experience of communication with his mother.



I was tired of this nonsense, and I broke the glow of the domestic psychology of the local spill:

What should a child choose to be recognized as normal?



The psychologist looked at me and replied sharply:

I am not brought to normal people.