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 07.09.2016
It was a few years ago when I went to clubs quite often and, overall, I liked it.

On the dance field I met a girl and after a while she decided to introduce me to her friends. I sat down at their table, and she left me with her friends for a moment. One girl from their company was very active in communication, she began to talk about her hobbies and preferences. She told me without silence, I had almost nothing to say and ask. But she refused to talk about their place of study, motivating it by the fact that after the guys learn about it, they disappear – they are afraid and leave. After a while, she decided to say it, but on the condition that I didn’t leave. The place of their studies was the University of the IMD. I laughed and decided, as soon as possible, to tactically leave their company. And all because of the fact that she smelled terribly from her mouth, so much that talking to her I only thought about how to get off faster and not see all their company.

And their place of study, as she thought, had nothing to do with it.
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