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 07.09.2016
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The girl - you, men, from the woman only borst and needed. Ready to give up sex.

Guy 1 - I don't need to talk about the borsches, it's already going back from them, because this is the third week from Monday to Thursday for breakfast and dinner I have a borsch blush I feel that if the next week starts too, then on Monday I will hold a rally in the kitchen with the transport "No borsches!" and I will start an indefinite hunger strike.

I can help your trouble for free! For almost a month without my wife, I can arrange barter fried eggs in exchange for your borscht.
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