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 30.12.2008
by Зав. Department of Psychiatry of Odessa Medical Institute for a long time was

Professor Mosquito is dead. The students loved him for feeling.

Humor is Odyssey.

The department was located on the second floor of one of the regional bodies.

The psychiatric hospital. On the first floor, under the headquarters, was

The Diagnostic Department. The teacher inside the table was "anxious

the button" in case of an unexpected attack of the falling in the bullshit of the point,

sitting at his reception. The signal was transmitted to the first floor.

The sanitary.

Here is the story itself. The lecture hall was next to the reception, students

entered right there. Then suddenly in the reception room before the lecture.

I looked at one student. When he saw him, he shrugged his eyes:

"What else is this?" This subject was with long hair, in a

The T-shirt. On his neck hanged a test tube on a rope.

On the bottom of which lay some grass and inside the test tube was flying alive.

The fly. He is a student of the Medical Institute. "And I hip"- replied the student.

Pointing to the holes on the T-shirt on the stomach and chest: "This is the Sun, and this is

The Moon" He turns his back: "And these are butterfly wings". Professor is silent

Press the "alarm button" There are two closets from below.

The young men, knocking back the whitebounding white blades and quietly lead down, in

The Diagnostic Department. Those who came there could only get out.

Two weeks.

Exactly two weeks later, the student was sitting at the professor’s lecture in a costume.

a tie, smoothly shaved and shortly cut. And such he was always.

until the end of the institute even in the hot weather.
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