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 10.09.2016
I go on a three-day trip. She said to her husband:

Husband: I thought I’d be able to get a grandmother?

You are a trident.

Husband: I love you

I: Ah, I guessed by the phrase "bab I will be able to name?"

So I asked for permission ?

I: I only allow Andrew (the best friend)

Husband: Ho, he will be against

I: his problem

My husband and I too.

I: My job is to allow
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