About who to call.
I worked in the tech support of a local large internet provider, in the habit of calling all the faces of the female sex girls, if I do not know their names. Another call, a problem with accessing the internet.
I: - Girl, bla bla bla...
What a girl I am for you! I am 65 already!!! to
Sorry, your voice sounds very young. (What was the truth)
A pause followed in a couple of seconds, and the answer was already with a very kind and satisfied voice:
Oh well well!
The solution went like oil.