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 14.09.2016
In acquaintances on the street, the local humpiness of the teenage son's section - removed a new jacket, giving in exchange some rubbish from the skin of a young dermantin. They took by force, but did not beat - smart, like "exchanged brotherly and for a while." But they did not forget to threaten, saying, you will knock on the parents - you will go "on the red", not on the boy. The boy's street "concepts" were purely purple, the jacket was unfortunate. He did not hide the fact of the robbery from his parents, who immediately appealed to the police, wrote a statement, provided a "shell" as a thing.



While the guy at the investigator listed albums with photographs of criminals for identification, operatives in half an hour brought to the department of two suspects, on one of which the victim safely identified his jacket. How is? It cannot be so fast! Would you object? It all proved simple. In the joys of possessing a clay jacket, the young criminal gave his "skin" with all the good: seeds, shell from them, a couple of mint cigarettes and... The military agenda in the inner pocket. With residence address, surname and name.
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