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 15.09.2016
A man from an Australian university was watching a lion attack an impala in Botswana. Gathered-gathered-and then the impala turned and looked the lion in the eyes. The lion was confused and left.

“Aga!” the man squeezed, and suggested that the poor Botswana livestock farmers use the A-contact effect to protect the cows. Painting on cow’s ass.

It must be said that by this point the poor Botswana livestock farmers had not tried anything so that the recovered population of Botswana lions stopped eating their cows. All without meaning. Only the gun worked. But the gun can’t, then restore again. And here is such an elegant way out: eyes on the ass.

conducted an experiment. Results: In a herd of 39 ordinary cows, three were killed by lions. In the herd of 23 cows with eyes on the ass of lions, none were killed. Try to roast and kill at the same time.

And the matter went. The Volunteers. Stamps and truffles. A game of color and shape. The eye is enough for 3-4 weeks, then you need to draw new ones. If everything in life seems to you empty and meaningless, you know, somewhere in Botswana there is the job of your dreams.
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