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 15.09.2016
I was 14-15 years old then, swimming with the boys on the "background", in the liman, where the fishermen's seaters stand. The depth there is not large from 2 to 3 meters, but you can drown and in a spoon can, as they say. And for us, young boys, to jump from a seiner or a fishing boat is our favorite activity, for which we were relentlessly chased and pinched, if caught, by a local guard.



In fact, on one of those days, the son of a local father went to swim with us, let’s say Vanya (he was then 12-13 years old). We were a man 6-8, everything was fun and cool, jumped from the seiner - came back (to n do), until they heard a loud scream "A who is there laze, the pids were small, I'm getting your ears, e* your mother! (The unimaginable Hersh Surzhik : ))” We immediately into the water, and hide under the seiner (on the feed of the fig was such where the nets are strapped, under it is convenient to hide). Everything is okay, we sit quietly for five to seven minutes, the security guard walks on the deck and says, “Well, you’re going to catch us now,” and then one of the guys screams, “He’s dressed up, he’s going to catch us now.” We all give a hole in the opposite side of the sink (meters 100-150).



Swimming means that the guard from behind mates, I swim near the Bath and I begin to notice that he is getting stronger and stronger behind, and he is swimming somehow wrong, the water almost reaches the nose, and swim only 50 meters, I tell him I say, "Wanna! Go ahead faster.” He doesn’t react to me, he doesn’t even look at me. I realized that he was already drowning, even though his head was still above the water. Immediately remembered the terrible stories of how the drowning, in panic, drowned the one who saved him. I cried out to the boys from that shore that they would press the camera from the car on which they were swimming, and he swam to the bathroom, got more air, and dive, took it under his mouse, his feet got to the bottom, and I stand hold it as much as the air is enough, so 2-3 times dive, and again dive. As a result, the guys pressed the camera and we pulled Vanya out. This is not a heroic but a real story.
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