At the reception to the psychologist came spouses who have lived in marriage for 15 years. Asked by a psychologist, what was their problem, the wife began an angry tirade about everything that did not please her for all these years. She spoke for half an hour, not silent for a minute. Finally, the psychologist stands up, approaches the woman, hugs her and passionately kisses her. When the kiss ended, the woman remained sitting, quietly freezing in a sneeze.

The psychologist turned to his husband and said:

Your wife needs it at least three times a week. Do you handle?

The man thought and then replied:

“Well, I can bring her here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I play golf!