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 16.09.2016
I found my old notes about students, 5-10 years ago, I will publish something.



I have two high school students, sisters, the older and, accordingly, the younger, with a difference per year. There are no real conflicts between them, but disputes on words go on constantly. If one says “black”, the other will answer “white”. The younger girl loves all the "sweet": puppies, kittens, children, the group Tokio Hotel. And the elderly is forced to challenge this love (but only until the younger disappears from the horizon). And because of their habit, I was able to hear this dialogue:

Younger: - I will have at least three children, they are so nice!

The oldest: And are they fooling you? Dress like a doll?

Children are like immortality, so long as children and grandchildren remember me, I will never die.

Do you remember Lenin and Krupskaya? They had no children.

This is Lenin with Krupska. (Supposedly

Do you remember Olga Davydovna Chavycheva?

No, but who is that?

“This is my grandmother with you, Daddy’s mom, to whom we didn’t go in the summer because you wanted to go to Altai.
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