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 17.09.2016
I agree with those who say that posts about sex are too many. Therefore such a story. At the university running competition (I don’t remember the distance) I met a wonderful girl. Very soon we slept, and I, being not very confident in myself, asked her how she liked it (although with all her appearance she showed in the process that very). She kissed me and said I was just Usain Bolt sex. It was the first and last time I asked such a question to a girl, as well as the most dubious compliment in my life.
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