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 18.09.2016
From Habr:
It was 2050.
Foreign sales fell by 1500%. Only the car was pleased.
As it turned out, not putting a gasoline compatibility chip was a far-reaching decision.
At the time when all manufacturers wiped in their cars chips, which allowed to refuel cars only on original tanks, AutoVAZ did not take this popular step and now received a rage profit. It all started with coffee. Then the printers. The most brutal blow was inflicted by the manufacturers of refrigerators – they stopped working if the products were not purchased in their branded store and through a branded app. Apple Corporation has provided the new iPhone 35. The list of technical innovations in this model marked new more rounded edges and a more rectangular shape of the rectangle.
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