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 21.09.2016
Some, and as I understand, including you, consider your pocket the greatest wealth of modern times. And from this point of view, they just don’t think about how two people, regardless of gender, can spend a few hours in fun just so, without giving each other half a kingdom for that.

Then my girlfriend suddenly gets pregnant. You know, it happens. None of them provide 100% protection. A girlfriend goes to the doctor for an abortion (suppose she’s not a ‘prolif’); so, she’s going, and the doctor scares her: after this abortion, girl, you risk never to give birth. It happens too, unfortunately. Some abortions are contraindicated. Suppose the girl is not "Childfrey". And then what? A former friend makes a sheep’s wheat in the sense of “I have nothing to do,” and after a lawsuit on the definition of paternity, he whispers, watering the “commercial fucks” with dirt, a former girlfriend? Was it worth a few hours of pleasure to pay for such consequences? Never sleep with a person unless you allow the opportunity to have a common child with him.
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