... the end:
The office shook a terrible scream:
“Huyas, the cat is gone in the shredder!”! to

... the beginning:
There is a cat in the building. Almost completely white, healthy, lazy. Odmin loves him and feeds him. The shredder broke, carried to Odmin to repair. The shredder is very large, 40 liters. Half of paper. In the meantime while the odmin was forged, the basket was pushed out halfway and the cat went there. and slept. Well, white on white, they didn't notice it, closed it, took the device to the place. Because of the weight of 30 kg, no one noticed an increase of 5 kg. But when the shredder earned, the kitten woke up and said MEU (very loud). Defoe noticed him and...