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 22.09.2016
Gave the heating. In the apartment there are old sections. In the kitchen, it started to drop from under the dust. Not very much, but you have to do it. I called the ZEU and submitted a request. I have 1000 rubles in my pocket, I think it’s enough. An hour later, the sanitary officer came, looked at the battery, went down, turned off the stand, returned, did everything, turned the stand back, nothing runs. It is great! I ask :

How much of me?

- Well at the price of 500 stand off, 500 turn on and 800 work itself. In total, 1800, but it is through the box office, through the box office, it is more expensive. Give me 1,500 and count.

and.. I don’t have enough cash on the map. You said nothing immediately.

Go and take it to the bank. Call me later, I will come.

I left the number and left. I’m not a scump, but 1, 5 cats in 10 minutes of work is a lot. I will call again at ZEU, I will find out about the price: 450 off + turn on the stand and 150 work, a total of 600! ! to ! to I call the sanitary, I say I will pay through the box, he knocked something, dropped it. While I was gathering in ZEU, a bell knocked on the door. I open, there is a sanitary technician (C) and master on the site (M).

Q: Why do you refuse to pay?

I: I am not refusing! I am going to the box.

Q: Can I look at the work done?

I: Yes please.

Go to the kitchen. The master examined the battery.

Q: Are there claims about work?

I: Not at work, it’s okay.

M: Then pay, with you 2000 rubles

I am 0_0

I told him 1800.

M : A! Did you give him a discount?

I was bombed! What is BL? Did he still make me a shit discount? ! to ? to The shit marketer! Pink carries them out of the apartment. I go to Jeju. I am drawn up an act of the work done, I pay for it 600 rubles, in parallel I learn that with sanitary technicians often such problems, but there are few complaints about them to tighten. suggested to write. I thought that I was not such a cattle, the salary of men probably is not the same, they are turning as they can. went home. I go out with the ZEU, and on the doorstep is just that master standing, smoking. He saw me and proclaimed, "What, shit, saved 100 rubles? “” What to say. I quietly came back and complained to them.
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