What are your impressions of your first wedding night? , - I ask my girlfriend after the wedding (well, they have been sleeping together for a long time, just this time they booked an expensive hotel room with jacuzzi and roses)

"First he pulled the iron spikes out of my haircut, for 40 minutes. Then we splashed into the bathroom, and he continued to forge the spikes and the invisible. Then he scratched me. Then we counted the money and went to sleep.