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 23.09.2016
I met by working with a girl (manager at the supplier). First kisses, flowers, theatres, walks in the park. After 3 months of first sex, everything was like a fairy tale. Sometimes she stayed with me, sometimes I stayed with her. After five months, the date of the wedding and the names of the children began to be discussed. But one day she did not return from work, the phone is unavailable. I called her friend. She asked sadly, what did she never say? She has immigrated. So, it turns out, the husband was there and prepared their move, and she just got bored.
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