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 24.09.2016
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The Harvard University awarded the 2016 Schnobel Prize, reports The Guardian. The Schnobel Prize is traditionally awarded for the most strange scientific research.

This year, the winners received checks worth $10 trillion in Zimbabwe (about 40 cents in U.S. dollars).

The Nobel Prize in Biology was awarded to two British scientists: one of them, Tom Tuats, created artificial limbs that allow him to move like a goat, and the other, Charles Foster, tried to simulate the lifestyle of a barley, a frog, a fox and a deer.

Being a dwarf, Foster excavated a pit on the hill slope, ate worms and tried to smell the dwarf. Pretending to be a fox, he digged in the garbage and slept in the gardens. Another scientist, Tom Twaits, as a goat infiltrated a herd in the Swiss Alps and lived with it for three days, bleeding and eating grass.
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