My grandfather told me this. He went to work at the beginning. Safety in a large energy company. Someone whispered to him that his aunt from the frame department loved jokes, and this is what he told her:

Scientists have discovered a new terrible disease that is spreading rapidly. Studies have shown that a medicine made from monkey eggs is necessary to prevent the epidemic. Called Vasily Ivanovich, explain the task:

Do you need to prepare monkey eggs, tell me what you need for this?

More alcohol, a pet and a dog.

They drove them all out and drove them to Africa. Half of the order comes in a week. Everyone was surprised by this speed and decided to send the commission to see. They came, they watched: Vasily Ivanovich - sleeps, Petka - sleeps, Жучка - snores, half of the alcohol - as never before. They woke up and asked everyone to show their work. and chapeau:

Five pictures of you!

He drove Petka into a cup of alcohol from a tank, lubricated it, and used it on a tree. He approached the monkey and breathed at her. The monkey could not stand and flew down. She ran to her, grabbed the eggs and put them in a box. Someone from the commission says:

- Petka - works, Жучка - works, alcohol - is spent, and Vasily Ivanovich sits, does nothing, not order!

by Vasily Ivanovich:

I am for security. Five of pictures!

Petka whispered another alcohol, crashed to the gorilla, breathed on her with a sting. She snatched a gorilla, hanged on a tree, but held up, and like a petch in between her eyes. The fifth is down and cries:

“Vasily Ivanovich, hold the knot!”



He said, laughed a lot and took him to work :)