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 28.09.2016
Alcohol is harmful. I’ve gotten a bit off and lost my phone.)
WOW: It is fine. I stood on the lighting yesterday, I wanted to cross the road, and I see - some busty man throws a girl under the car, he does not allow to pass. The girl jumped out, struck him between his legs, and pushed out on the side. She sat in the car, just left, and then apparently noticed that the man’s bag fell. He returned and broke the bag.
Here I am green, I go over, I get to the package - there were banks with beer and eggs. A strange combination. The man next to me is stuck. He didn’t eat eggs, in every sense.
This is the harm of alcohol, and you say the phone lost by drunkenness.
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