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 28.09.2016
My wife told me. She has a girlfriend. My girlfriend at 30. Not 30 years, but under 40. Everything is good, work and money. The problem is that there is no man and no child. Grandma is smart, even too much. She understood that the bridesmaids she struggles to look for - decided that years go by, and children are needed even without a husband. You have to give birth to yourself, so to speak. And here she started looking for a potential sperm generator, without sperm banks and other IVFs, which will naturally fertilize our female without any obligations and other claims, only biomaterial and everything. She sought long and seamlessly. She chose her father to be: tall, slim, not stupid, there were a lot of general criteria. And she found him. Then they conceived the child. The child turned out to be healthy, beautiful, straight as he wanted. Probably year three. And today a friend calls his wife and asks if she has a good family lawyer. When asked why, the answer was surprising: I want to pay for the child’s father’s alimony.



There is no morality. The woman said, “Well, isn’t she a bitch?! to
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