Probably relates to "medical bikes", although the story has taken place.

My friend has a mother-in-law, medical experience over 40, is now retired, but the medical grip is felt. She is very similar in spirit to that aunt from the movie - "Cut to the devil mother!"
They load very well, so we went to London this summer with the whole family.
A friend was there for his business, and his wife, mother and little son were taken by a trailer for an excursion.

In the evening, they sit in a restaurant, peacefully talk, mame gently, with the appearance of a secular lion, pulls a wing.
Suddenly at the next table, the girl first bleaked, then turned red and fell off the chair with a whisper.
People began to run around, noise, gamma, the name of the doctor.

Mother, not getting up from the table, says to her son:
- It looks like an anaphylactic shock - out, the girl hugged the calmar.
The Son:
And what next?
M: - Well now the ambulance will come, kick her adrenaline with antihistamines and everything will be hockey, if you have time, of course. Although ask her cavalier, allergists should have a syringe with an adrenaline mixture for such a case.

A friend translates to the cavalier, to which he, reminding himself that the mom has something to do with medicine, narrated that now there are no medications, but help the pluss!
He dragged the old lady to his girlfriend.

The ambulance has not yet appeared, and the girl has already begun to sneeze and cramps have gone.
Mom worried and turned her head in search of an ambulance that had not yet arrived.
Then with the scream:
Fuck it all failed! He pulls the fork from the table and squeezes it into the girl’s bowl.
The people were in shock, the maiden lifted up, sharply revived and nodded with her fists on the maim. Then he turned and cried:
He will live in his place.

The ambulance arrived in a few minutes.
The sanitary, having made the necessary injections and treated the wound, began to find out where the hole came from? The maiden with the cavalier, evilly furious, pointed their fingers at the mommy.
The doctors demanded explanations.
M: You see, young people, while we were waiting for you, the patient could have already thrown off the copytes. Therefore, the t. There was no adrenaline, we improvised. From the pain, she released adrenaline from the adrenal glands, and the overall tonic effect was present.

Sanitarians from such an explanation a little stunned, but having gathered the data of the mammoth, they dropped, bore something like:
Russian medicine is barbaric.

When I heard the translation, I smiled and said:
But it is free, and with medications and a martyche can!

by Aibo