During my time alone, I met girls on the Internet. One of them was rewritten. A beautiful student girl in the picture. There seems to be a mutual interest. called several times. And one day she says - here my parents gave me a laptop, and I don't understand the programs. You said that you understand a little in the compass, can you come to help me - the programs needed to install?

I understood the hint. I picked up my drive with the necessary programs (I always keep one for myself or friends to help, periodically updating with the release of new versions). He threw a bottle of vinegar and snacks into the bag and went to serve the lady.

I find a house, go upstairs, call the apartment. He opens the door to me. The same girl. In fact, the girl I saw on the site was just a face. But it, judging by the real image, was processed in Photoshop. The body in front of me was a female hippopotam, with the last month of pregnancy. On this body was thrown an atlas hooded chest from the aircraft. Attention to danger! ! to ! to This was signaled by the bright red color of the halatiki. I was morally stunned when I was grabbed by the hand and dragged into the room with the words - I was waiting for you! (His voice was nice, you can’t say anything about it.)

Decided to die, but not give up, I immediately asked in a business tone - where are the notes?

Noah really was. the new one. With a clean window. Sitting behind him, I pretended to dig into programs. At this time there was a bright red cloud around the thunder, chewing all kinds of shit. After digging five to seven minutes, which seemed to me an eternity, I issued a verdict: here you need to reinstall the screw, and then put the screws, and I did not take the disc with the screw. I quickly pull the disk and go back. At the same time, a plush for tea (the tea appeared on the table while I was digging in the note) I will buy, I blinked to her.

Come back quickly, with a thin voice, the cloud sparked.

I did not return.