This is a classic:
The test has arrived. It was late in the evening, his wife had been sleeping. Well, we sat down with him, we talked about it. - Well, you don't have vodka, right? There is no vodka, there is alcohol. I got out of the kitchen box a five-liter canister - Figase - rounded the tear's eyes. And when I explained that it was fuel for alcohol to make coffee (we have an electric stove in the new apartment - there is no coffee on it), he almost struck me.

" to be broken to break. The polystyrene? and polystyrene. The Dare? and Dare. I am you!..."