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 03.10.2016
Why not teleport your luggage? The technology for this exists. In Sheremetyevo, a black suitcase was disassembled into molecules, in Simferopol, a red backpack was assembled from the same atoms. Well, there is the first time the patchwork, of course, will be, who from the seventh iPhone will collect Samsung, who from Adidas Abibas, who from the sausage of strawberries. That’s the cost of production, I think. We have practiced such prestigious services at the mail for a long time, and everyone is pleased. I read here while waiting for a taxi that one guy sent bricks three times instead of a tablet. He had already thought about whether to build a house for him — he thought positively.
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