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 03.10.2016
Two young men decided that role-playing games were a win-win and became mosquitoes. They fly into the camp to the elves and say, “We are mosquitoes, let’s eat you, or let’s bite you.” Elves by nature have no sense of humor, they are not given, so they gave them to eat. After 3 hours, the mosquitoes flew to people, history repeated itself. And everything would be remarkable if one day they didn’t fly to the orcs. They said the crown phrase: “We are mosquitoes, let us eat, otherwise we will bite.” Suddenly a voice came out of the tent: “The mosquitoes don’t bite at all, but SUSUT.” What happened next with the "mosquitoes", history is silent.
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