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 04.10.2016
The Caribbean Crisis. The relationship between the USSR and the United States is far from ideal. Exercises in the Far Sea. Two flying Tu-163sh tankers. Suddenly two NATO fighters approach. Hanging on the tail. They look. (Thanks to take the tankers for bombers.)
The pilot of one of the Tu-163s connects radio communication and openly communicates to the second:
Calmar-4, let go of the electronic touch.
A moment of confusion, then the lead comes. A long fuel hose with a cone at the end begins to run out of the tanker. Fighters, of course, hear everything on the radio and choke.
I am Calmar-4, the release of the electronic capture is completed. Ready for task!
- Calmar-4, attention... catch the right!!! to
Both fighters immediately fail down one and a half kilometers and leave. The hell knows these Russians.
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