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 05.10.2016
Gurkchenko vs thick cat:
I did not measure the cat by a centimeter, but I know by work - 2 hands 45 cm. When I grasp my bluse - the fingers do not come together cm 8-10. So the waist at 55 in a cat is quite possible. About Gurchenko - a child of war, a hungry childhood... My cat had neither childhood nor youth hungry. He does not want to go to Tahiti. Nearly 9 kg in the winter, last year the frog caught, brought to boast. A normal Siberian cat that even in the winter for the night goes out (the shelf is always open). by p.s Love and feed your animals.
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