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 05.10.2016
I bought an apartment, the neighbors above have three children. In the morning there are 5 alarm bells. From 5.30 to 7 in the morning. One of them is an old iron and the rest are vibration phones. The clock of the dishes, the topot, the late old, the undernourished meat of the younger and the middle does not want to hair. Plus one: my girlfriend doesn’t want kids anymore. I have to sleep here too :(
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