Prosecutor: Please tell me, has the accused talked to you about something?
Witness: This man offered me three hundred dollars if I promised not to tell anyone that he was driving, not his wife, and that he was drunk.
Prosecutor: Are you absolutely sure that he was driving, and that he was really in a state of alcoholic intoxication, not just smell of alcohol?
Witness: Yes, I am sure he was hard to stand on his feet.
Prosecutor: There are no more questions.
Lawyer: Witness, tell me, did you get the money offered? I remind you that you were in court and promised to say only the truth.
Witness: Khm... took...
Lawyer: And you promised not to tell anyone anything?
The Witness: Yes
Lawyer: Then please tell me, how can we believe everything you say here, if you have just actually admitted that your promises don’t matter?