If you ask, don’t learn. If you think you need to learn, don’t ask.

I have a telephone!

The carpet is dirty, dear, while I lay my floors in the kitchen. I do not know! Take the rubbish. I don’t know where! Go for bread. I don’t know which to buy! Sit down with the baby while I go for bread. I can’t, he’ll cry without you.

Man, that is all you are.