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 08.10.2016
Vvv: So many questions and so few answers
Vvv: So sex with vampires is still necrophilia, or not very much?
And do you need to heat the vampire at least to room temperature, so that nothing is not only wiped out, but also not broken?
Kkk: You are a dark man, vvv. There are special treatments for such cases.
vvv: if you are about heating - they heat your hernia and vagina, accelerating the flow of blood
How about vampires?
Although, in principle, somehow their blood in the body moves.
Yes, it should work...
Kkk: I was talking about VD40 at all.
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