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 08.10.2016
Sex vs household

If my husband wants me in socks and a corset, in all poses and with perversions - when I come from work in a cleaned apartment, a ready-made dinner will wait for me. And otherwise it will be as I want: five minutes under a blanket and fairy tales. Because she is tired.

Humor: the husband got up early on March 8, made breakfast, raised the children, gathered in the kindergarten / school, fed, washed dishes, took away, at work in the lunch break in the shops ran away, in the evening took the younger from the garden, cooked dinner, covered on the table, washed dishes, cleaned up, washed clothes, hanged, washed dry and laid down in the closet, laid the younger, read a fairy tale, made lessons with the elderly...and "
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