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 12.10.2016
In the USSR, anatomy was taught in the 8th grade. This subject was led by a teacher, she was 35, she was wearing glasses and a haircut, she was a good ulcer, but she could also joke fun and on the subject. He loved the subject and explained it clearly. I like to call it in Latin. If you wanted to have a fifth, you could turn this latinism.

There was a girl in our class, Galia. A very beautiful girl, but dumb - like 10 valens taken together. On each object, being called to the board, she stood up and, with her huge blue eyes, said in a low voice:

I am not ready.

The pair could be corrected by independent, control. Tests and Writing. I wrote classically.

But on anatomy, this number did not roll her: there were few controls and other written works, and the pair in the quarter was specific. I had to go out to the board.

We had muscles then. And the teacher explained that the muscles are flexible and expansive. In Latin it means locators and supinators.

Galia decided to shine.

He went out to the board and burned:

In Latin there are muscles. Pr... S is. Pr... S...

From the first part, she is whispered loudly: "Pronators, supinators, nators, supinators."

So what about the muscles in Latin? The first injection was done by the teacher.

How are they called in Latin?

All turned into a rumor, Galia finally issued:

and penis.

The teacher turned to her on her rotating chair, dropped her glasses on the tip of her nose and said astonished:

Well have to! Pronators and supinators we did not remember, and PENIS is easy!

Is it necessary to say what "pursuit" was after that attached to Gale..
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