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 13.10.2016
I am a pianist and often play on various halts, corporations, etc.

It is a normal day, there are no orders and there is no call. I am "I", the customer "z" (the text is not literal, by memory):

A: Hello to you! Name of paternity?

I : Yes.

A: It’s from the green bank you’re worried about. We need a pianist for such a corporate event. You could speak.

I: Yes of course. How much time to play.

A: Three hours

I : well well. Payment for 1 hour of performance **** rub. Delivery to the event and back.

A: Sorry, but we don’t have the money in the budget. You can speak like that, there will be a big furchette, you can eat anything.

I just fell into a stupor. But he gave out:

Would you work in your office for food?

The short hips.



by Pi. You are. By the kind of profession you often have to face different variations: "Well, play, what's hard for you? “You play for fun, and we still have to pay you money?” And a lot in that spirit. But there are also adequate, pleased that the second is more)



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