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 19.10.2016
I bought a vase for my wife’s birthday. The most beautiful, not the most beautiful. I gave. Flowers in the present. I thanked and put it on the shelf. Half an hour dark as death passed, trying not to talk to me. Until the flowers in the vase did not guess to put... She goes out of the room, all shines, new earrings hang in her ears...

My friend told me he took the idea. The woman on the DR ring in the pants for retirees moved. The ring was discovered when she swallowed his pants with these...
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