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 19.10.2016
It was 5 years ago, I studied in college and during the autumn-winter came the practice, I at that point already from the summer began to work in the bar (study for a cook) and put money to buy a new PC, decided to collect myself, replace my old penny with a new powerful game machine, it needed about 70 thousand. Since the summer I was left with 20 thousand and during the autumn-winter practice it was decided to put most of the money off for purchase. The NH passed, the birthday was on my nose, at the time 60 thousand were accumulated, the prices for the necessary components fell and I needed about 4-5k, which could be obtained for others from friends and relatives. After Dr. went to a familiar store with an alien, left an order for the missing details, left the room and began to wait. After 5 days I am called back and offered to pick up my order, I am happy to run to my ass, which was stored in the closet with clothes and I can't find it. In panic, I start calling my mom, on the eve she decided to get in the closet and I learn that she took the money to invest in the hip (financial pyramid, then were very common) and here in a week she will give me 2 times more and still she will stay. Naturally, neither in a week nor in a month I saw money and when asked if I would be paid back my personal money, I heard the standard "And who has dressed / fed / raised you all your life." Unfortunate so far.
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