I fought with a girl in a buffet, just a little bit. I go back to work and they call me. She knew where my phone was from. I started saying that I hope I didn’t hurt her and she wasn’t really so harmful.

Not for good, I thought. At first she clings to me, very tightly. Afterwards, she found out that she had two children and was not married. Often our paths after work crossed and we walked together. Of course, this has not gone unnoticed. And then it turned out that the female part of my department thought we had love for carrots.

About half a year after these events, I married, not her. No one knew that I was planning to get married at work. I only learned at the last moment, I told the boss that I would not go out tomorrow because I am going to the Zags. On Monday I go to work with a cake, all the girls shine like they won the jackpot. They gathered together and congratulated me. Babies began to say that how good I am, not everyone will now decide on such a bold step, and the girl is very good, hardworking. I stand and at first I can’t understand what they are about. How do they know my wife? Then we started to make nonsense about the fact that now we will go to work and work together and in general when a husband and wife at the same job is great. I say :

“Aunt, you say it as if you know my wife, you don’t confuse anything?

- so Marinka and I have known for a long time, I have even worked with her in the shop before.

My wife’s name is Marina and she doesn’t work here.

Here, the faces of some of the aunts were cursed and they abruptly fled to their workplaces.