A man in the savannah watched a lion assault the impala. He gathered and gathered — and then the impala turned and looked the lion in the eyes. The lion was confused and left.

“Aha!“The man shrugged. And he suggested that the poor Botswana livestock farmers use the A-contact effect to protect cows. Painting on cow’s ass.

It must be said that by this point the poor Botswana livestock farmers had not tried anything so that the recovered population of Botswana lions stopped eating their cows. All without meaning. Only the gun worked. But the gun can’t, then restore again. And here is such an elegant way out: eyes on the ass.

conducted an experiment. Results: in a herd of 39 ordinary cows, lions killed three. In the herd of 23 cows with eyes on their ass, the lions did not kill one. Try to roast and kill at the same time.

And the matter went. The Volunteers. Stamps and truffles. A game of color and shape. The eye is enough for 3-4 weeks, then you need to draw new ones. If everything in life seems empty and meaningless to you, know that somewhere in Botswana there is the job of your dreams.