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 24.10.2016
by Yascher:
My mother is a teacher (B). Over the years I have not heard any stories. The freshest below.
by Yascher:
There is a Gleb (G) in the group, which is still somewhat, extremely tough. A nurse came to examine someone, he turns next to the teacher:
Q: Do I also have such pimples?
V is no.
Q: Will they look at me?
A: You don’t have to look at you.
G: And why then?
A: You are healthy.
G: And my mom says...
And a few dozen more replies.
A: Yes, enough of the questions!
G : Why?
A: Because I have left. in themselves. for a long time.
He turned away, walked something for a long time, played, then approached and unobtrusively knocked on the back of the teacher and heard the unexpected question: "Can Natalya Mikhailovna?"
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