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 09.01.2009
In a huge shopping center in the U.S. I go with my wife to the sample shop, there women in separate cabins measure clothes, and then go out into a common corridor with a large mirror-showing to friends, family, etc. I observe there the following: a rocker-looking teenage girl is completely unconscious with a boring face in Russian, not paying attention to the surprised views of Americans, commenting on every model coming out to the general view:
That shit at all.
Everyone sees your cellulite no matter, there is nothing to hide it.
Oh, these are the breasts that are so chubby, chubby just :)
As it turned out, the girl did not know what to do while her mom was shopping for an hour and found such entertainment. Nick of Peter, respect to you
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