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 25.10.2016
YYY> Dick in their oil, transparent, Johnson Baby. Recently learned about a wonderful way to scatter old printed plates into pieces, roasted with oil heated to 300 degrees, lower the charge into it, everything goes away.

BBB> We have oil pressure sensors pressed. At 150 degrees Celsius. So when, sometimes, a joint flows, the oil evaporates in fog. It has never gone, but it is very dangerous. But silicone fluids all kinds of also fade? If they burn, are they also explosive?

MMM> Heaven...heaven has never seen such a shameful boy as you...I read your advice and decided to check. I chased for oil, bought 5 liters and a bowl, poured oil there, heated up to 300 on an induction oven with a thermopar control from the tester. I gently pushed the old mother there... in a few seconds the conders began to tear and I struck the mother out of surprise. A wave of heated oil rushed through the edge of the pot. On the tile and the tester... The Chinese plastic tile instantly bended and the pot nodded. Yet another wave. The tester slipped and fell, but did not break, as it became soft, and smoothly deformed around the floor. The linoleum on the floor also became soft and sticky, and the smell and smell as in a good fire. There was a fire sirene. Something broke in the tiles and pulled out traffic jams. The darkness, the sunshine and the terrible sound of siren. Nirvana himself, the payment broke up.
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