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 26.10.2016
The company took water from the neighboring company. But their old well began to give less and less water and they told their neighbors that in a couple of months the pipe would be shut down. How to live without water? After all, under the word of dacha in the Russians in reality hides the wealth of intensive agriculture and without irrigation here. So I decided to urgently burn my own. They hired specialists, the water was found directly under the territory of the association. And the only problem was that the plot on which there would be a well with all its infrastructure would have to be removed in favor of the country community. There is no compensation for this confiscation. Everything that was scratched from the holidaymakers plus the credit, all went to the well. The chairman and the deputy after a short period of reflection decided to "throw under the tank" the grandmother of eighty years. There should be no problems with her, they thought. They sent her a notification about the seizure of the site without any compensation and took the most important thing.

And the most important stage of all this epic was a meeting with the state inspector, since no work can be carried out without his permission. was invited. They have gathered on this occasion an expanded rule of man somewhere 35, waiting. That grandmother brought me. The headquarters began to twist, you said if you are dissatisfied with the decision, then we will gather a general meeting, there we will discuss everything, and now is not the time. And the grandmother has already perfectly understood the situation, by the time the assembly is gathered, the well will already be drilled and the plot will not be counted. And you will not ask for compensation, either, in the shutdown of the partnership minus. What she said to them without insult.

And then she took her daddy out of the wallet, fixed the jacket and said in a clear voice, "But I'm not here to discuss my personal problems."
People looked around, apparently not understanding what it was. And the grandmother, after a brief pause, added: "I am the same official, without whose signature no one can drill a well for you. And I await from you all the required documents on the list that you received when submitting the application.”

This produced the effect of the exploding bomb, and the psychotropic bomb. Because it has made all present such idiotic faces that there are not even real idiots.

While the grandmother who turned out to be the inspector was checking the papers, the crowd fell out and began to discuss the situation nervously. They came to the opinion that this old cargo will not sign anything, wake up drinking their blood and the well not to be until the second coming. And what to do now? It remains a question without answer. The people were angry, but knew that in principle they were to blame. And now it is deserved to scratch the most tomatoes.

Interrupted their discussion, which at this moment turned into a basar, a grandmother inspector. Asking for attention, she said: “I have read all the papers. You have collected all the necessary documents with the corresponding signatures and seals. In this regard, I am informed that I have requested permission to drill the well. Your contractor may start working tomorrow. I have everything. Goodbye to you.”

They say a bomb does not fall twice into the same wreck, but it is probably ordinary, and psychotropic falls. Again the shock, again those stupid faces... There was a hundred percent certainty that the continuation would be different. That grandmother will show them Kuzkin’s mother. And that a man should act honestly, having the opportunity to hardly respond to them for their absolutely unjust deed, solely for the purpose of defence, no one expected that.

The grandmother fled behind the turn, signed papers lay on the table. With the words, "we are wrong," said by someone, the conscience of the people began to wake up.
The section under withdrawal was re-voted, the deputy chairman appeared unattended.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1610/o161025.html#9
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