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 26.10.2016
xxx: Imagine the theme of future masterpieces.) Evgeny Onegin will be the offspring hunter of nerds (his uncle, who trained the most honest rules), Lensky was killed by vampires, and he was undermined, and now Onegin is avenging for noble (and slashy) considerations, and Tatiana didn't get along with him, because she was the heiress of the vampire clan and in general married to the main nosferat. Raskolnikov killed the old lady because she is the evil agent of aliens who want to conquer Earth and prevent Sunny Marmelade from ascending to the galactic throne. Mummy's dog has risen in the form of a hellish wreath to avenge, and it can only be stopped by the superhero Gerasim, but since the film is for the children's audience, then in the end Mummy and Gerasim still beaten over the corpse of the super wicked man (who is guilty of everything and in general prepared the Apocalypse), and Mummy returns to the side of good.

YYY: You look: as if your fiction was not noticed by some Spielbergchuk (a mixture of Spielberg and Bondarchuk, a bulldog with a rhinoceros). Or next year we will see on the posters "Evgeny Onegin makes a retaliatory blow", "Idiot. Revenge of the Sith, and the movie with the next zombies "Dead in the soul" (not the soul, but in the soul). Although, if you share the profit - let yourself, the screen (unlike paper) will endure everything.
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